Cool Quotes

Some of the coolest, stupidest and most thoughtful quotes ever being conceived. From Voltaire to restroom-graffiti.

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08 Apr 2012 by Sire  

Change is Coming! CQC v4.0

I've finally decided to make something great of the Cool Quotes Collection.

First off, you have noticed that the site has been totally redesigned. (I hope you like it!) Everything including the code that runs the site has actually been rebuilt from scratch (for the fourth time or so).

The reason for this is I want a good platform to build the future of the site, and I have lots of ideas I think you'll like!

Thanks to all visitors!

23 Sep 2010 by Sire  


Funny Quotes

Funny quotes and general silliness.

Thoughtful Quotes

Advice, truths and memorable quotes from the wise men and women of history.

Computer Quotes

Some of these require some computer knowledge to be understood.

Black Humor

Dark, cynical, pessimistic or just sick humor.

Human Laws

Those undocumented nature laws existing just to ruin your day.

Famous Last Words

People say funny things just before they croak.

Quotes about Religion

I strongly advise religious fanatics to skip over this section.

Movie Quotes

Cool one-liners and unforgettable scenes.

Poetry Quotes

Excerpts from great poems or prose. Music lyrics.

Fantasy Quotes

For fantasy- and sci-fi readers.

Svenska Citat

(Swedish) Svenska citat, alla kategorier slängda i en.