Cool Quotes
Some of the coolest, stupidest and most thoughtful quotes ever being conceived. From Voltaire to restroom-graffiti.
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Change is Coming! CQC v4.0
I've finally decided to make something great of the Cool Quotes Collection. First off, you have noticed that the site has been totally redesigned. (I hope you like it!) Everything including the code that runs the site has actually been rebuilt from scratch (for the fourth time or so).The reason for this is I want a good platform to build the future of the site, and I have lots of ideas I think you'll like!
I'll tell you more in the coming weeks while I continue adding stuff.
Thanks to all visitors!
Ten Year Anniversary!
The Cool Quotes Collection has been on the internet since 6 September 1997, which is almost an eternity by Internet-standards. It's actually a year older than Google!
Categories
Funny Quotes
Funny quotes and general silliness.
Thoughtful Quotes
Advice, truths and memorable quotes from the wise men and women of history.
Computer Quotes
Some of these require some computer knowledge to be understood.
Black Humor
Dark, cynical, pessimistic or just sick humor.
Human Laws
Those undocumented nature laws existing just to ruin your day.
Famous Last Words
People say funny things just before they croak.
Quotes about Religion
I strongly advise religious fanatics to skip over this section.
Movie Quotes
Cool one-liners and unforgettable scenes.
Poetry Quotes
Excerpts from great poems or prose. Music lyrics.
Fantasy Quotes
For fantasy- and sci-fi readers.
Svenska Citat
(Swedish) Svenska citat, alla kategorier slängda i en.