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Happiness is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.
Daniel White
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It's life, that's all. There are no happy endings, just happy days, happy moments. The only real ending is death, and trust me, no one dies happy. And the price of not dying is that things change all the time, and the only thing you can count on is that there's not a thing you can do about it.
'How to talk to a widower' by Jonathan Tropper
I went to a house that was not a house.
I opened a door that was not a door.
And what I saw, I saw.
'Something from the Nightside' by Simon R. Green
"Weetzie" he said, kissing her mouth. "You are my Marilyn. You are my lake full of fishes. You are my sky set, my 'Hollywood in miniature', my pink Cadillac, my highway, my martini, the stage for my heart to rock and roll on, the screen where my movies light up" he said.
'Dangerous Angels' by Francesca Lia Block
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Wits, puns and general silliness.Advice, truths and memorable quotes from the wise men and women of history.Some of these require some computer knowledge to be understood.Cynical, pessimistic, obscene or just sick. Most of them are also damn fun!Those undocumented nature laws existing just to ruin your day. Murphy's laws and the likes.People say a lot of fun things just before they croak.I strongly advise religious fanatics to skip over this section.Cool one-liners and unforgettable scenes.Excerpts from great poems or prose. Music lyrics.For roleplayers, fantasy- and sci-fi readers.(SWEDISH) Citat av svenskar, alla kategorier slängda i en.
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These quotes has been collected from a wide range of sources since around 1990,
mainly various books, text files, and a few mailing lists. The website opened in
September 1997, and since 1998 almost all quotes have been submitted by visitors
to the site. Thanks for contributing!
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