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馃檴20 Dark Humor Quotes To Make You Laugh

Have a good laugh with these dark humor quotes.
Read these dark humor quotes to make you laugh.

 

 

Dark Humor Quotes

Life can be full of hard times, this is when we have to hang on the things and moments that make us laugh the most. You just have to look at the funny part of life to find laughter where you think you can't. 

Dark humor is not everyone's cup of cake, but I'm sure these dark humor quotes will make you laugh and you will enjoy them. Check it out!

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"Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Robert Bloch
2
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Terry Pratchett
3
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
Johnny Carson
4
"I have a drinking problem, I can鈥檛 afford it."
Unknown
5
"When your past shows up to haunt you, make sure it comes after supper so it doesn't ruin your whole day."
Jay Wickre
6
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Al McGuire
7
"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore."
James Hetfield
8
"My friend died doing what he loved... Heroin."
DeAnne Smith
9
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."
Oscar Wilde
10
"When in doubt, blow something up."
J. Michael Straczynski
11
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
George Burns
12
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S. Thompson
13
"I did not need an unstable relationship to teach me about the evils of broken promises. I had parents for that."
Michelle Franklin
14
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Anton Chekhov
15
"Say what you want about the deaf."
Jimmy Carr
16
"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."
Will Rogers
17
"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."
Mel Brooks
18
"You have to accept the fact that sometimes you are the pigeon, and sometimes you are the statue."
Claude Chabrol
19
"If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged."
Terry Pratchett
20
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat"
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