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70 Funny Questions About Life That Will Blow Your Mind

Have you ever suffered through a boring staff meeting or a dull party? Prepare to read 70 of the funniest questions about life that will brighten up your day.
70 Funny Questions About Life That Will Blow Your Mind

 

70 Funny Questions About Life

Sitting around a table with your friends or family and realizing that everyone is staring at their own electronic device is not an ideal scenario for a night out. Sometimes, the conversation dies down or we’re stumped for compelling topics.  

Discover the Cool Quotes Collection 70 funny questions about life that will save any boring gathering, perk up your day, or spice up a dull party. With plenty of funny questions to choose from, you will never be bored again!

 

1
Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
2
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
3
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
4
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
5
Why are there no 'B' batteries?
6
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
7
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
8
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
9
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
10
If God sneezes, what should you say?
11
Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
12
Why does Hawaiian pizza also contain Canadian bacon?
13
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
14
If a baby's leg pop out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?
15
Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
16
If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?
17
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
18
In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?
19
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
20
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
21
If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?
22
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
23
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
24
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
25
Can you daydream at night?
26
Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes”? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?
27
What is Satan's last name?
28
What is a picture of a thousand words worth?
29
Why does quicksand work slowly?
30
Can a blue man sing the whites?
31
Can crop circles be square?
32
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
33
Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
34
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
35
When atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
36
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
37
Can animals commit suicide?
38
What are the perfect strangers? Do they have the perfect hair, do they dress perfectly?
39
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
40
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
41
What if we all had a talking donkey companion like in Shrek?
42
There’s senior citizens, so why aren’t there junior citizens?
43
Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full of food?
44
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
45
How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?
46
Why do they sterilize lethal injections?
47
Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
48
Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative?
49
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?
50
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
51
Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
52
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
53
Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?
54
Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
55
Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
56
Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?
57
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
58
Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
59
If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?
60
If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?
61
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
62
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?
63
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
64
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
65
Why are both of SpongeBob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
66
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
67
Why are red buttons always the most important?
68
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
69
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
70
If you only have one eye…are you blinking or winking?