70 Funny Questions About Life That Will Blow Your Mind

Have you ever suffered through a boring staff meeting or a dull party? Prepare to read 70 of the funniest questions about life that will brighten up your day

70 Funny Questions About Life

Sitting around a table with your friends or family and realizing that everyone is staring at their own electronic device is not an ideal scenario for a night out. Sometimes, the conversation dies down or we’re stumped for compelling topics.  

Discover the Cool Quotes Collection 70 funny questions about life that will save any boring gathering, perk up your day, or spice up a dull party. With plenty of funny questions to choose from, you will never be bored again!


1Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

2At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

3Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

4Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

5Why are there no 'B' batteries?

6If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?

7How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

8When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

9If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

10If God sneezes, what should you say?

11Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?

12Why does Hawaiian pizza also contain Canadian bacon?

13If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

14If a baby's leg pop out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

15Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

16If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has a right to talk?

17Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

18In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

19Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

20Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

21If vampires can't see their reflections, why is their hair always so neat?

22Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

23Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

24Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

25Can you daydream at night?

26Why do they call the little candy bars "fun sizes”? Wouldn't it be more fun to eat a big one?

27What is Satan's last name?

28What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

29Why does quicksand work slowly?

30Can a blue man sing the whites?

31Can crop circles be square?

32If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

33Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

34Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

35When atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

36Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

37Can animals commit suicide?

38What are the perfect strangers? Do they have the perfect hair, do they dress perfectly?

39Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

40What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

41What if we all had a talking donkey companion like in Shrek?

42There’s senior citizens, so why aren’t there junior citizens?

43Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full of food?

44If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

45How can something be "new" and "improved"? If it's new, what was it improving on?

46Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

47Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

48Is a pessimist's blood type B-negative?

49Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

50If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

51Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

52If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

53Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

54Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

55Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

56Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

57Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

58Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

59If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

60If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow?

61What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

62Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

63When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

64If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

65Why are both of SpongeBob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

66How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

67Why are red buttons always the most important?

68Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

69Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

70If you only have one eye…are you blinking or winking?