Famous Last Words

Life's too short -- ride your best horse first.

 

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep.

 

I am Stoned of Borg! Resistance is like, like, I forget.

Stoned of Borg  

Kiss me, Hardy.

Lord Nelson (the Admiral)  

I dread others from mourning my death. Or toasting to it.

Kyle Cureau

 

Con tu adios
te llevas
mi corazon

With your goodbye
You take with you
My Heart

 

All my possessions for a moment of time

Elizabeth I

 

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

Dylan Thomas  

Oh how pretty.. Ahhhh get off of me you spawn of satan!!

Kevin Manning  

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

Epitaph  

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Epitaph  

The name and date on this tombstone have been worn off by the weather.

Epitaph (sort of)  

No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

Jeff Wall  

Damn you all, I told you so!

Epitaph, H.G. Wells  

Life and death, energy and peace. If I stop today it was still worth it. Even the terrible mistakes that I made and would have unmade if I could. The pains that have burned me and scarred my soul, it was worth it, for having been allowed to walk where I've walked, which was to hell on earth, heaven on earth, back again, into, under, far in between, through it, and above.

Gia, Gia  

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

Last Words of Richard Feynman  

I had a lover's quarrel with the world

Epitaph of Robert Frost  

WC Fields' accountant was standing by his deathbed. Fields asked "So I have enough money to buy every child in NYC a new bicycle?" When told he was correct, Fields said "Well, fuck 'em."

 

Tell them I said something.

Poncho Gonzalos  

So, you are a cannibal?

Priyanka Bomb  

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