Computer Quotes
DOS 6: Because there aren't enough problems in the world already.
I have a 28.800 bps modem and 11 bps fingers.
Yessire!
SYSOP ('sih sop) n.: the guy laughing at your typing.
Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!
It's like talking to dung.
Heard after a Mac destroyed a vital file
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Those who can't write, write help files.
Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Asimov
Keyboard missing - press F3 to continue
Message seen on an Apricot PC
"MS Windows User?"
"Yes..."
"Good. Line on the left, one cross each."
Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!
A friend of mine in a compiler writing class produced a compiler with one error message "you lied to me when you told me this was a program"
Call me paranoid but finding '/*' inside this comment makes me suspicious
UNIX was never designed to keep people from doing stupid things, because that policy would also keep them from doing clever things.
Doug Gwyn
A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.