The Best 40 Mean Girls Quotes

"On Wednesdays, we wear pink." - Karen Smith
Mean Girls Quotes

 

Mean Girls Quotes

Mean Girls (2004) is an American movie directed by Mark Waters and starring Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried and Lacey Chabert. It tells the story of a 16-year-old who goes to a new high school and how she tries to survive among the three most popular girls.

To commemorate this famous movie, read these Mean Girls quotes that we have compiled for you.

1"I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."

Gretchen Wieners

2"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."

Cady Heron

3"That's why her hair is so big: It's full of secrets."

Damian Leigh

4"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it."

Janis Ian

5"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."

Cady Heron

6"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia... and die."

Coach Carr

7"Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now."

Karen Smith

8"Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?"

Ms. Norbury

9"She asked me how to spell orange."

Damian Leigh

10"When you get bit by a snake, you have to suck out all the poison, that’s what I had to do, suck all the poison out of my life."

Cady Heron

11"On Wednesdays we wear pink!"

Karen Smith

12"Get in, loser. We're going shopping."

Regina George

13"I know I may seem like a bitch, but that's only because I'm acting like a bitch."

Cady Heron

14"I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you."

Ms. Norbury

15"Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!"

Damian

16“Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”

Gretchen Wieners

17"I want my pink shirt back!!! I want my pink shirt back!"

Damian Leigh

18"It's October 3rd."

Cady Heron

19"So you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins..."

Karen Smith

20"It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!"

Cady Heron

21"There's a 30 percent chance that it's already raining."

Karen Smith

22"Is butter a carb?"

Regina George

23"Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries."

Regina George

24"She doesn't even go here!"

Damian Leigh

25"It's so fetch."

Gretchen Wieners

26“I’m a mouse, duh.”

Karen Smith

27"I'm not a regular mom. I'm a cool mom."

June George

28“I want to lose three pounds.”

Regina George

29“If you’re from Africa, why are you white?”

Karen Smith

30“Everyone in Africa can read Swedish.”

Cady Heron

31" Wow Damian you've truly outgayed yourself."

Janis Ian

32"Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!"

Damian Leigh

33"Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool."

Cady Heron

34"I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend… so, just promise me you won't make fun of her."

Regina George

35"Ok, so we're all here 'cause of this book, right? Well, I don't know who wrote this book, but you all have got to stop calling each other sl*ts and w***es. It just makes it OK for guys to call you sl*ts and w***es. Who here has ever been called a sl*t?"

Mc. Norbury

36"Trang Pak is a grotsky, little byotch."

Gretchen Wieners

37"I mean, no offence, but why would she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much."

Gretchen Wieners

38"That's the ugliest effing skirt I've ever seen."

Regina George

39"Yeah, I like math. And food."

Cady Heron

40"Your face smells like peppermint."

Aaron Samuels
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