20+ Best WhatsApp Jokes To Make You LOL

Have a good laugh with these jokes and send them to your WhatsApp contacts!

01/10/2020 12:40:00h

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WhatsApp Jokes

Laughing is something that even doctors recommend. A day shouldn't go by without having had a laugh.

Are you looking for some jokes to send to your friends on WhatsApp? Then here we have what you're looking for. Read and choose the funniest WhatsApp jokes and don't forget to share them so that they can have a good laugh with them.

1She texted me: "your adorable." I replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable." Now she likes me, but all I did was point out her bad grammar

2Teacher: Complete the sentence: "Early to bed and early to rise..." Student: "... This man has neither WiFi nor WiFe."

3Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: for you and your parents.

4- How do you know when a politician is telling lies? - He moves his lips.

5- Why do dwarfs laugh when playing soccer? - Because the grass tickles their balls.

6Words of welcome at the international conference of sperm donors: “First of all, thank you for coming!”

7“Oh God, if you cannot make me lose weight, at least make my friends get fat.”

8A notice outside a bar: “Whoever drinks to forget is required to pay in advance!”

9The husband: “My love, if you learned how to cook we could dismiss the maid and save money, don’t you think?” His wife: “Of course! And if you learned how to make love we could dismiss the driver, don’t you think?”

10At the door of the diviner: “Knock knock…” “Who is it?” “Ah, good start…”

11“Excuse me, could you tell me the way to the cemetery?” “Do you see that curve? Well, you go straight ahead!”

12“How are you? Today I heard that a body was found without a brain, please tell me you’re okay.”

13Two friends walk into a bar. Paul: “What are you having?” John: “The same as you.” Paul: “Then two coffees.” John: “Two coffees for me too then.”

14If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

15Is it true that carrots are good for your eyesight? Sure! Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

16A dog in front of a Christmas tree. “Finally, they put lights in the bathroom!”

17“Doctor, I feel strange: I have premonitions about the future.” “Since when?” “From next Wednesday.”

18A doctor says to their patient, “Tell me what’s wrong.” The patient begins to touch several part of his body saying, “I feel pain here, here, here… but also here, here, here, and here… what happened to me?” The doctor replied: “Idiot! Don’t you see that you broke your finger?!”

19Trust me you will dance – Alcohol

20People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

21Two bats are hanging upside down in their cave. One asks the other: “What was the worst day of your life?” The other replies: "When I got diarrhea!”

22Adam goes to the Lord. Adam: “Can I ask you a question?” God: “Yes, my son.” Adam: “Why did you make Eve so beautiful?” God: “So you could love her.” Adam: “Well, why did you make her so stupid?” God: “So she could love you.”

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