Friends (TV Show)

60 Friends (TV Show) Quotes

Let's celebrate the 'Friends' 25th anniversary with these quotes!

Friends (TV show) Quotes

If you are a 'Friends' fan, like us, we should thank the creators, David Crane and Marta Kauffman, for doing such an amazing job. 'Friends' is an American sitcom that was released on NBC for 10 seasons, from 1994 to 2004. If you've got the numbers right you will realise that 2019 is the 25th anniversary of this hilarious show that never gets old. 

 

The TV series stars Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer, and Matthew Perry, who play Monica, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey, Ross and Chandler, respectively. These 6 friends show the audience how they live their personal and professional life in New York City. 

 

Prove you know the lines better than anyone else with these Friends (TV show) quotes! Long live Friends!

1"If he doesn't like you this is all a moo point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."

Joey Tribbiani

2"What’s not to like? Custard – good. Jam – good. Meat – good!"

Joey Tribbiani

3"I can handle this. Handle is my middle name. Actually, handle is the middle of my first name."

Chandler Bing

4"Oh look, ugly naked guy is decorating his Christmas tree! Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls!"

Phoebe Buffay

5"But they don't know that we know they know we know!"

Phoebe Buffay

6"Fine! Judge all you want to, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, live in a box!"!

Monica Geller

7"Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths."

Joey Tribbiani

8“You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?"

Joey Tribbiani

9“Look at me; I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando. I'll tell ya, it's hot with all this stuff on. I better not do any – I don't know – lunges.”

Joey Tribbiani

10"Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?"

Rachel Green

11"How you doin’?"

Joey Tribbiani

12"We were on a break!"

Ross Geller

13“Unagi is a state of total awareness. OK? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.”

Ross Geller

14“Oh. My. God."

Janice

15"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

Chandler Bing

16"I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there."

Rachel Green

17"I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?"

Chandler Bing

18"When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family."

Phoebe Buffay

19"Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table."

Rachel Green

20"Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."

Chandler Bing

21"That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you."

Rachel Green

22"Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything."

Joey Tribbiani

23"If you make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat."

Joey Tribbiani

24"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it's not your fault."

Phoebe Buffay

25"Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot. Pivot. Pivot."

Ross Geller

26"Oh I wish I could, but I don't want to."

Phoebe Buffay

27"If it's a girl, Phoebe. And if it's a boy, Pheebo."

Phoebe Buffay

28"joey doesn't share food!"

Joey Tribbiani

29"You’re over me? When were you… under me?"

Ross Geller

30"Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"

Rachel Green

31"She's your lobster. Come on, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws."

Phoebe Buffay

32"Tell him to email me at www-dot-haha-not-so-much-dot-com!"

Chandler Bing

33"Do you think — and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here — but do you think it would be OK if I asked you out sometime, maybe?"

Ross Geller

34"I take thee, Rachel."

Ross Geller

35"Because I'm in love with Monica. I love her. That's right. I love her. I love her. I love you, Monica."

Chandler Bing

36"Chandler, in all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best... my best... there's a reason why girls don't do this."

Monica Geller

37"I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you."

Mike

38"Lately I have been having thoughts, musings if you will... and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but I've been thinking about us."

Rachel Green

39"Phoebe, you are so beautiful. You're so kind. You're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird."

Mike

40"It's you and me, alright? This is it."

Rachel Green

41"A promise between friends means never having to give a reason."

Phoebe Buffay

42"I stepped up" She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to, I'd pee on any one of you!"

Joey Tribbiani

43"I guess they weren't as good friends as we are."

Joey Tribbiani

44"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"

Chandler Bing

45"I’m being transferred to Yemen."

Chandler Bing

46"You know if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year."

Chandler Bing

47"Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your “cancer” and your “emphysema” and your “heart disease.” The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it."

Chandler Bing

48"If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."

Phoebe Buffay

49"I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat."

Ross Geller

50"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!"

Ross Geller

51“Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!”

Rachel Green

52“I got off the plane.”

Rachel Green

53“Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.”

Phoebe Buffay

54"I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day."

Chandler Bing

55"I mean sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have."

Chandler Bing

56"Happy needless-turkey-murder day."

Phoebe Buffay

57"You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas."

Joey Tribbiani

58"Oh, sweet Lord, this is what evil must taste like."

Phoebe Buffay

59"We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit we can eat!"

Joey Tribbiani

60"What is with everyone today? It's Thanksgiving not truth day!"

Ross Geller