60 Friends (TV Show) Quotes

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Friends (TV show) Quotes

If you are a 'Friends' fan, like us, we should thank the creators, David Crane and Marta Kauffman, for doing such an amazing job. 'Friends' is an American sitcom that was released on NBC for 10 seasons, from 1994 to 2004. If you've got the numbers right you will realise that 2019 is the 25th anniversary of this hilarious show that never gets old. 

 

The TV series stars Courtney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston, Matt LeBlanc, David Schwimmer, and Matthew Perry, who play Monica, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey, Ross and Chandler, respectively. These 6 friends show the audience how they live their personal and professional life in New York City. 

 

Prove you know the lines better than anyone else with these Friends (TV show) quotes! Long live Friends!

1
"If he doesn't like you this is all a moo point. Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo."
Joey Tribbiani
2
"What’s not to like? Custard – good. Jam – good. Meat – good!"
Joey Tribbiani
3
"I can handle this. Handle is my middle name. Actually, handle is the middle of my first name."
Chandler Bing
4
"Oh look, ugly naked guy is decorating his Christmas tree! Wow, you should see the size of his Christmas balls!"
Phoebe Buffay
5
"But they don't know that we know they know we know!"
Phoebe Buffay
6
"Fine! Judge all you want to, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, live in a box!"!
Monica Geller
7
"Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths."
Joey Tribbiani
8
“You can't just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?"
Joey Tribbiani
9
“Look at me; I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando. I'll tell ya, it's hot with all this stuff on. I better not do any – I don't know – lunges.”
Joey Tribbiani
10
"Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?"
Rachel Green
11
"How you doin’?"
Joey Tribbiani
12
"We were on a break!"
Ross Geller
13
“Unagi is a state of total awareness. OK? Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.”
Ross Geller
14
“Oh. My. God."
Janice
15
"I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
Chandler Bing
16
"I'm Monica. I can't get a boyfriend so I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there."
Rachel Green
17
"I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?"
Chandler Bing
18
"When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family."
Phoebe Buffay
19
"Just so you know, with us, it's never off the table."
Rachel Green
20
"Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."
Chandler Bing
21
"That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you."
Rachel Green
22
"Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything."
Joey Tribbiani
23
"If you make me choose between you and the hat, I choose the hat."
Joey Tribbiani
24
"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it's not your fault."
Phoebe Buffay
25
"Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot. Pivot. Pivot."
Ross Geller
26
"Oh I wish I could, but I don't want to."
Phoebe Buffay
27
"If it's a girl, Phoebe. And if it's a boy, Pheebo."
Phoebe Buffay
28
"joey doesn't share food!"
Joey Tribbiani
29
"You’re over me? When were you… under me?"
Ross Geller
30
"Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"
Rachel Green
31
"She's your lobster. Come on, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws."
Phoebe Buffay
32
"Tell him to email me at www-dot-haha-not-so-much-dot-com!"
Chandler Bing
33
"Do you think — and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here — but do you think it would be OK if I asked you out sometime, maybe?"
Ross Geller
34
"I take thee, Rachel."
Ross Geller
35
"Because I'm in love with Monica. I love her. That's right. I love her. I love her. I love you, Monica."
Chandler Bing
36
"Chandler, in all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best... my best... there's a reason why girls don't do this."
Monica Geller
37
"I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you."
Mike
38
"Lately I have been having thoughts, musings if you will... and maybe they're crazy thoughts, but I've been thinking about us."
Rachel Green
39
"Phoebe, you are so beautiful. You're so kind. You're so generous. You're so wonderfully weird."
Mike
40
"It's you and me, alright? This is it."
Rachel Green
41
"A promise between friends means never having to give a reason."
Phoebe Buffay
42
"I stepped up" She's my friend and she needed help. And if I have to, I'd pee on any one of you!"
Joey Tribbiani
43
"I guess they weren't as good friends as we are."
Joey Tribbiani
44
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"
Chandler Bing
45
"I’m being transferred to Yemen."
Chandler Bing
46
"You know if you’re not careful, you may not get married at all this year."
Chandler Bing
47
"Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your “cancer” and your “emphysema” and your “heart disease.” The bottom line is smoking is cool and you know it."
Chandler Bing
48
"If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."
Phoebe Buffay
49
"I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat."
Ross Geller
50
"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!"
Ross Geller
51
“Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!”
Rachel Green
52
“I got off the plane.”
Rachel Green
53
“Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.”
Phoebe Buffay
54
"I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day."
Chandler Bing
55
"I mean sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have."
Chandler Bing
56
"Happy needless-turkey-murder day."
Phoebe Buffay
57
"You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas."
Joey Tribbiani
58
"Oh, sweet Lord, this is what evil must taste like."
Phoebe Buffay
59
"We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don't read a lot or run very fast, but dammit we can eat!"
Joey Tribbiani
60
"What is with everyone today? It's Thanksgiving not truth day!"
Ross Geller
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