Very Funny WhatsApp Status

by F. Recasens 10/10/2020 10:00h

30 Funny WhatsApp Status

Are you looking for some funny quotes to update your WhatsApp status? Then this is the perfect place to be. Enjoy a good laugh reading these WhatsApp status ideas and choose the best one. Humor is important and it should be present on a daily basis. Show your fun side to your friends and family and let them enjoy a good laugh with you.

30Zombies are looking for a brain. Don’t worry. You’re safe.

29When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left one million dollars in the...'

28The problem with some people is that they exist.

27Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

26Sleep till you are hungry. Eat till you are sleepy.

25Save water – Drink beer!

24Never steal. The government hates competition.

23My job is definitely secure. No one else wants it.

22Marriage is the cause of divorce.

21If the brain is powerful why doesn’t everyone use it?

20I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

19I’m so good at sleeping; I can do it with my eyes closed.

18I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

17I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

16I’m in shape. Round is a shape, isn’t it?

15I love buying new things but I hate spending money.

14I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.

13I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.

12Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die.

11Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.

10Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do. You never know when to finish.

9Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

8God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.

7Time is precious, waste it wisely.

6I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

5Three steps to have a great morning, open your eyes, take a deep breath and go back to sleep.

4Why whenever I sit down to work, someone wakes me up?

3Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe.

2If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

1People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.

Top 30 Very Funny WhatsApp Status