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Susana T. Harper
by Susana T. Harper

11/09/2020 12:48h

 

Dark humor jokes images - My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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Dark humor jokes images - Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny.

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Dark humor jokes images - I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

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Dark humor jokes images - People are like trees... They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Dark humor jokes images - If at first you don’t succeed… Then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Dark humor jokes images - I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you’re “being a respectful friend.” Do it at home and you’re “destroying evidence.”

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Dark humor jokes images - Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

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Dark humor jokes images - It’s important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words ‘antidote’ and ‘anecdote,’ one of my good friends would still be alive.

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Dark humor jokes images - 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.

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Dark humor jokes images - Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have many of them.

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