55 Funny Motivational Quotes
“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.” Bette Midler
06/11/2020 08:00h
Funny Motivational Quotes
Looking for funny motivational quotes? You’ve come to the right place! Discover our incredible list of funny sayings and wise words that are bound to put a smile on your face.
1“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”
2“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”
3“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.”
4“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
5“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
6“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”
7“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
8“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
9“Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!”
10“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
11“Bad decisions make good stories.”
12“I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”
13“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”
14“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”
15“Well-behaved women seldom make history.”
16“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
17“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”
18“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”
19“Think like a proton. Always positive.”
20“Be happy – it drives people crazy.”
21“Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.”
22“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
23“I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms”
24“If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.”
25“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
26“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.”
27“It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.”
Funny Motivational Quotes For Kids
Adults are not the only ones struggling to find motivation and inspiration. Kids nowadays are under immense pressure so we have decided to collect a series of funny motivational quotes for kids to help encourage them.