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馃槀50 Funny Love Quotes That Will Crack You Up

These love quotes will surely make you laugh. Enjoy!
Read these funny love quotes that will crack you up.

 

Funny Love Quotes

Love is something very important in someone's life, but we can't forget about humor. Moments feel more special when you remember them with a laugh. Laughing and having fun with your partner will make your relationship stronger and happier. Of course, sometimes there are parts in love that don't seem funny at first, but then you find yourself laughing about. Live, LOVE, and LAUGH!

With these funny love quotes, we only want to put some color in your relationship and make it fun. Share these quotes with your beloved ones and make them crack up. 

1
"Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it鈥檚 probably shit."
Stephen K. Amos
2
"I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!"
Unknown
3
"Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
Phyllis Diller
4
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are."
Will Ferrell
5
"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
Rita Rudner
6
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
Richard Jeni
7
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Lily Tomlin
8
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
Groucho Marx
9
"Where love is the case, the doctor is an ass."
English Proverb
10
"Marrying a man is like buying something you鈥檝e been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn鈥檛 always go with everything else."
Jean Kerr
11
"I love you even when I'm really, really hungry"
Unknown
12
"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
Rodney Dangerfield
13
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
Albert Einstein
14
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
Erma Bombeck
15
"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn鈥檛 show up on X-rays, but you know it鈥檚 there."
George Burns
16
"The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love."
Sophie Monroe
17
"They say true love hides behind every corner, I must be walking in circles."
Unknown
18
"Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop."
H. L. Mencken
19
"Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill & not doing it because you鈥檇 miss them!"
Unknown
20
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn鈥檛 hurt."
Charles M. Schulz
21
"Love is the seventh sense, which destroys all the other six senses."
Unknown
22
"Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery."
Fulton J. Sheen
23
"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
Carroll Bryant
24
"A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
25
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
Erich Segal
26
"You鈥檙e just like bacon, beer and chocolate 鈥 you make everything better."
Unknown
27
"I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?"
Jean Illsley Clarke
28
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie
29
"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener"
Pauline Thomason
30
"Love doesn鈥檛 drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator."
Helen Gurley Brown
31
"People should fall in love with their eyes closed."
Andy Warhol
32
"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."
Steven Wright
33
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
Joan Crawford
34
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
Elizabeth Evans
35
"You can鈥檛 put a price tag on love. But if you could, I鈥檇 wait for it to go on sale."
Hussein Nishah
36
"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood."
Oscar Wilde
37
"Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore."
Bree Luckey
38
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years 鈥 then we met."
Rodney Dangerfield
39
"Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock."
Jewish Proverb
40
"They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?"
Unknown
41
"Romantic love is mental illness. But it鈥檚 a pleasurable one."
Fran Lebowitz
42
"Love is like a tornado, picks you up off your feet and sometimes takes half your house."
Unknown
43
"Besides chocolate, you're my favourite."
Unknown
44
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
Thomas Dewar
45
"If you can stay in love for more than two years, you鈥檙e on something."
Fran Lebowitz
46
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
Bob Hope
47
"Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions."
Tommy Dewar
48
"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce
49
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henry Youngman
50
"Husbands and wives are so irritating. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?"
Janet Periat

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