Best 30 Chocolate Quotes

Are you a chocoholic? Then this is the perfect post for you. Check it out!

30 Chocolate Quotes

Chocolate is a guilty pleasure for many people. The different types of chocolate and way of eating it make it one of the best sweet delights. 

Are you a chocoholic? Read these chocolate quotes that we have for you and feel identified with each one of them

1"It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man."

Miranda Ingram

2"Chocolate makes everyone smile - even bankers."

Ben Strohecker

3"I love chocolate, and I love ice cream. That's a double whammy there. I constantly have to check myself and say, 'I've already had dessert today.'"

Tony Cardenas

4"When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile."

Regina Brett

5"I'm fine being addicted to chocolate and French fries."

Miriam Shor

6“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

Charles M. Schulz

7“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

Linda Grayson

8“Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.”

Rachel Vincent

9“Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.”

Dave Barry

10“Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.”

Jo Brand

11“Nice memories are like chocolate: you can't survive on them alone, as they aren't very filling, but they make life sweeter.”

Janine Weger

12“Chocolate is happiness that you can eat.”

Ursula Kohaupt

13“Life is like chocolate: you should enjoy it piece for piece and let it slowly melt on your tongue.”

Nina Sandmann

14"Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!"

Andy Milonakis

15"I'm a chocolate addict."


16“Chocolate is comfort without words.”

Ursula Kohaupt.

17“True strength is when you can break a bar of chocolate into four pieces with your bare hands – then just eat one.”


18"Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment."

Catherine Aitken

19"Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight."

Jason Love

20"Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness."

Terri Guillemets

21"When you select the right kind of chocolate it is like giving your insides a hug. Everyone needs a chocolate hug."

Jean Kelsey

22"Chocolate is like medicine - but as with medicine, the key is the proper dose. Don't overdo it."

Edward (Grandpa) Jones

23"The way to my heart is through Belgian milk chocolate."

Emma Donoghue

24"I eat a lot of chocolate."

Manolo Blahnik

25"Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets."

Milton Zelma

26"Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays."


27"Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate."

John Milton

28“Nothing is as alluring as a piece of chocolate you can't have.”

Nina Sandmann

29“Chocolate is a gift of love to yourself.”

Sonja Blumenthal

30"A little chocolate is like a love affair - an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage - it seems so good at first but before you know it you've got chunky hips and a waddle-walk."

Linda Solegato

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