56 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Make You Laugh

In this list of quotes, we've added some fun. Live, love, LAUGH!
Read these funny inspirational quotes that will make you laugh.

 

56 Funny Inspirational Quotes

There are many inspirational quotes you can read, but what if we add a bit of fun to them? Feel inspired by these funny inspirational quotes, and don’t forget to laugh.

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"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
Dalai Lama
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
Thomas Edison
3
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
Lily Tomlin
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"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself."
Sam Levenson
5
"Aspire to inspire before we expire."
Lisa Lieberman-Wang
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"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition."
Marilyn Monroe
7
"I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
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"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work."
Thomas A. Edison
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"I could be a morning person if they were at 1pm."
Unknown
10
"If you fall, I'll always be there."
The Floor
11
"A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure."
Unknown
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"If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big."
Donald Trump
13
"Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious."
Lisa Lieberman-Wang
14
"If you’re going through hell, keep going."
Winston Churchill
15
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
Elbert Hubbard
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"You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice."
Sam Levenson
17
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
Steve Martin
18
"Be happy, it drives people crazy."
Lisa Lieberman-Wang
19
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
George Carlin
20
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
A.A. Milne
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"People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily."
Zig Ziglar
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"Some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it’s a beautiful day."
Lisa Lieberman-Wang
23
"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous."
Robert Benchley
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"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Phyllis Diller
25
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
Will Rogers
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"It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare."
Lisa Lieberman-Wang
27
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs…one step at a time."
Joe Girard
28
"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
Cathy Guisewite
29
"A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory."
Mark Twain
30
"Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha."
Robert Brault
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"Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
Charles Schulz
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"When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'"
Sydney Harris
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"You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out."
Lisa Lieberman-Wang
34
"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office."
Robert Frost
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"Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else."
Unknown
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"Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese."
Billie Burke
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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
Robert Bloch
38
"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
39
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back."
Oscar Wilde
40
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
Mark Twain
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"We make mistakes because life doesn’t come with instructions."
Lisa Lieberman-Wang
42
"Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up."
Ann Bradford
43
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
Dave Barry
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"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
Mark Twain
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"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
Woody Allen
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"If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now."
Marie Osmond
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"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win."
Mahatma Gandhi
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"If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
Yogi Berra
49
"When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life."
John Lennon
50
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."
Truman Capote
51
"Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost."
Martina Navratilova
52
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Steven Wright
53
"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers
54
"Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet."
Unknown
55
"If you hit the target every time, it’s too near or too big."
Tom Hirshfield
56
"Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you’re alive it isn’t."
Richard Bach