68 Mindboggling Donald Trump Quotes

The 68 most ridiculous things that Donald Trump has ever said.

by F. Recasens

11/10/2020 15:00:00h

68 Mindboggling Donald Trump Quotes |

Donald Trump Quotes

There is no doubt that Donald Trump makes headlines. Mind you, so did Hitler.

Discover some of the most racist, sexist, strange, or simply flat-out false Donald Trump quotes.

1"I have a great relationship with the blacks."

2"I will build a great wall--and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me--and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

3"The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

4"It's freezing and snowing in New York--we need global warming!"

5"Our country is in serious trouble. We don't have any victories anymore. We used to have victories, but we don't have them. When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say China, in a trade deal? I beat China all the time. All the time."

6"I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p@#~y. You can do anything.”

Trump on women

7"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass."

8"I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

9"We have a 5-billion-dollar website. I have so many websites. I have them all over the place... I hire people... it costs me three dollars."

10"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

11"My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth."

12"Before a show, I'll go backstage and everyone's getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it...You know, they're standing there with no clothes. And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that."

Trump on the Miss America pageant

13"I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."

14"They had a person who was extremely proud that a number of the women had become doctors. And I wasn't interested."

Trump on the Miss America pageant

15"I'm their worst nightmare."

Trump on the Democrats

16"Ariana Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man--he made a good decision."

17"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime. They're rapists and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they're telling us what we're getting."

18"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

19"I take advantage of the laws of the nation. Because I'm running a company."

20“I did try and f@#k her... I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married.”

Trump on a woman he tried to seduce

21"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

22"Our great African-American President hasn't exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore!"

23"I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful."

24"I'm proud of my net worth; I've done an amazing job...The total is $8,737,540,000 USD. I'm not doing that to brag, because you know what, I don't have to brag."

25"I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world is going to hell in a hand-basket, I won't lose a penny."

26"What is it at 35? It's called check-out time."

Trump on relationships with women

27"No, I have no age — I mean, I have age limit. I don't want to be like Congressman Foley, with, you know, 12-year-olds."

Trump on whether or not he has an age limit for women he sleeps with

28"That may be the best idea of all. I would say I'm the all-time judge, don't forget, I own the Miss Universe pageant."

Trump on doing a show where he simply rates women

29"Haven't we all...are we babies?"

Trump on whether or not he's had threesomes

30"I know nothing about the inter workings of Russia."

31"That makes me smart."

Trump on perhaps not paying federal income taxes

32“I had some beautiful pictures taken in which I had a big smile on my face. I looked happy, I looked content, I looked like a very nice person, which in theory I am.”

33“Who wouldn’t take Kate’s picture and make lots of money if she does the nude sunbathing thing. Come on, Kate!”

Trump on the Duchess of Cambridge

34“I think I am actually humble. I think I’m much more humble than you would understand.”

35“I’m intelligent. Some people would say I’m very, very, very intelligent.”

36“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”

37“My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.”

38“While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.”

39“I don’t wear a 'rug'— it’s mine. And I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn’t work.'

Donald Trump to Cher

40“I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky. I don’t need it. I’ve always said, "If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl.”

41“People love me. And you know what? I've been very successful. Everybody loves me.”

42“This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.”

43“A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.”

44“Number one, I have great respect for women. I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry. My relationship, I think, is going to end up being very good with women.”

45“The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make US manufacturing non-competitive.”

46“By the way, I have great respect for China. I have many Chinese friends. They live in my buildings all over the place.”

47“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK? It's, like, incredible.”

48“An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud.”

49“And did you notice that baby was crying through half of the speech and I didn't get angry? Not once. Did you notice that? That baby was driving me crazy. I didn't get angry once because I didn't want to insult the parents for not taking the kid out of the room!”

50"Something very important, and indeed society-changing, may come out of the Ebola epidemic that will be a very good thing: NO SHAKING HANDS!'

51“The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald.”

52"Sometimes you have to toot your own horn because nobody else is going to do it."

53"I'm also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has."

54"Women: You have to treat them like s**t."

55"We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated."

56"I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me...I would bomb the s**t out of them."

57"I think I've made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard. I've created thousands and thousands of jobs, tens of thousands of jobs, built great structures. I've had tremendous success. I think I've done a lot."

58"I love the old days, you know? You know what I hate? There's a guy totally disruptive, throwing punches, we're not allowed punch back anymore.... I’d like to punch him in the face, I'll tell ya."

59"He referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee it."

60"You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever."

Trump on Megyn Kelly, Fox News anchor

61"Look at my African-American over here!"

62"I think the only card she has is the women's card. She has got nothing else going. Frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she would get 5 percent of the vote. And the beautiful thing is women don't like her, ok?"

63"Happy Cinco de Mayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!"

64"My entire life, I've watched politicians bragging about how poor they are, how they came from nothing, how poor their parents and grandparents were. And I said to myself, if they can stay so poor for so many generations, maybe this isn't the kind of person we want to be electing to higher office. How smart can they be? They're morons."

65“The LGBT community, the gay community, the lesbian community—they are so much in favor of what I’ve been saying over the last three or four days. Ask the gays what they think and what they do, in, not only Saudi Arabia, but many of these countries, and then you tell me—who’s your friend, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?"

66"I like kids. I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds, and she’ll take care of the kids."

67"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

68“I don’t think I’ve made mistakes. Every time somebody said I made a mistake, they do the polls and my numbers go up, so I guess I haven't made any mistakes."

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