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50 Funny Friendship Quotes

Celebrate the fun side of friendship with these quotes.

50 Funny Friendship Quotes

Friends are special people, but best friends are even more special. Let's not go into the sappy part of friendship, but the fun part of it! Good moments make good memories, and if you remember them with a good laugh, they're even better. Read these funny friendship quotes and send them to that special best friend of yours. Make sure they get the message and you can laugh together about it. 

1"True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together."

Emilie Saint-Genis

2"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."

Robert Bloch

3"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'"

Groucho Marx

4"We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up...after I finish laughing."


5"Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."


6"We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence."


7"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."

Linda Grayson

8"Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy."


9"We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much."


10"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."


11"I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people."


12"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."


13"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."


14"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

Bernard Meltzer

15"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."


16"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."

Elbert Hubbard

17"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad."

Arnold H. Glasgow

18"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."

Samuel Butler

19"Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry."


20"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"

Doug Larson

21"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."

Otto von Bismarck

22"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."

J.K. Rowling

23"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."

Oprah Winfrey

24"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."


25"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"

Abraham Lincoln

26"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants."

Terri Guillemets

27"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."

Benjamin Franklin

28"A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws."


29"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."


30"Bests Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."


31"Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them."


32"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body."

Jim Hayes

33"I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends."


34"Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital."


35"Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."


36"If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident."


37"You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?"


38"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."


39"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell –you see, I have friends in both places."

Mark Twain

40"The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist."

Aaron Machado

41"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."

Friedrich Nietzsche

42"You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you."


43"In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips."

Salman Rushdie

44"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"

Bronwyn Polson

45"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room...but not too humid because. you hair."


46"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go."


47"We will always be friend 'til we're old and senile...then we can be new friends."


48"No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."


49"It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me."


50"I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, you literally signed up for this."