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50 Funny Friendship Quotes

Celebrate the fun side of friendship with these quotes.
Read these funny friendship quotes that will remind you of your crazy best friend. |

 

50 Funny Friendship Quotes

Friends are special people, but best friends are even more special. Let's not go into the sappy part of friendship, but the fun part of it! Good moments make good memories, and if you remember them with a good laugh, they're even better. Read these funny friendship quotes and send them to that special best friend of yours. Make sure they get the message and you can laugh together about it. 

1
"True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together."
Emilie Saint-Genis
2
"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
Robert Bloch
3
"When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'"
Groucho Marx
4
"We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up...after I finish laughing."
Unknown
5
"Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone."
Unknown
6
"We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence."
Unknown
7
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
Linda Grayson
8
"Friendship is about finding people who are your kind of crazy."
Unknown
9
"We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much."
Unknown
10
"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you."
Unknown
11
"I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people."
Unknown
12
"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
Unknown
13
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
Unknown
14
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
Bernard Meltzer
15
"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."
Unknown
16
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
Elbert Hubbard
17
"A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad."
Arnold H. Glasgow
18
"Friendship is like money, easier made than kept."
Samuel Butler
19
"Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry."
Unknown
20
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
Doug Larson
21
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
Otto von Bismarck
22
"There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them."
J.K. Rowling
23
"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down."
Oprah Winfrey
24
"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."
Unknown
25
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
Abraham Lincoln
26
"Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants."
Terri Guillemets
27
"There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money."
Benjamin Franklin
28
"A stranger stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. Best friends poke each other with straws."
Unknown
29
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
Unknown
30
"Bests Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
Unknown
31
"Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them."
Unknown
32
"A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body."
Jim Hayes
33
"I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends."
Unknown
34
"Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital."
Unknown
35
"Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."
Unknown
36
"If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident."
Unknown
37
"You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?"
Unknown
38
"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
Unknown
39
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell –you see, I have friends in both places."
Mark Twain
40
"The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist."
Aaron Machado
41
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."
Friedrich Nietzsche
42
"You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you."
Unknown
43
"In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips."
Salman Rushdie
44
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
Bronwyn Polson
45
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room...but not too humid because. you know...my hair."
Unknown
46
"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go."
Unknown
47
"We will always be friend 'til we're old and senile...then we can be new friends."
Unknown
48
"No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."
Unknown
49
"It's hard to find a friend who's cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y'all is, don't lose me."
Unknown
50
"I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You're my friend, you literally signed up for this."
Unknown

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