Confucious say:
- fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.
- man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
- man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
- man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
- man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
- man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger


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