Thoughtful Quotes
It is impossible to produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
Murphy's Laws on Sex
Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man....
Anonymous
Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we practice to decieve.
Shakespear
The truth always hurts when it comes from the one you love most, especially when the truth is "I don't love you."
Sierra Mallett
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being proven right or pleasantly surprised.
A man is a servant to time; a slave to the future, an onlooker to the present, master perhaps, of the past and always the victim to chance and circumstance.
Man is at his best when doing what he loves most and at his worst when doing nothing.
Anything, right or wrong, can be justified, with enough time and reasons, right or wrong.
Ten victories are forgotten with a single defeat.
It used to be that I was afraid of dying alone. Now, more than anything else, I fear living alone.
Thomas Anthony Perez, Sr.
Forget the past, embrace the present, enjoy the future.
If you cannot be inspired, become the inspiration.
If it's the thought that counts, why are there fingers?
Whinnie the Pooh
You can kiss a fool, you can let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you
Experience: The most brutal of teachers. But you learn. My God do you learn.
Those who know that they don't know, all know more than those who think they do.
Katelyn Gallagher
If a pessimistic sees the glass as half empty, what am I for thinking it was never full?
Thao Huynh
"Man, what will Man kill for? Man will kill for food... and frequently this also involves a beverage.
Tyson
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Anyone who has ever said cheaters never prosper, obviously never played Monopoly.
Charlie Kenna
Knowledge is power only to those who know how to use it, and ignorance is power to those who don't.
Katie Santo
We live in a day and age where pizza gets to our house faster than the police.
Tim Wang
The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them.
Antoine de Saint Éxupery
Many so-called open minds should be closed for repairs.
-sign in front of 'Hunter's Dairy Freeze' in Danville, PA
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