Quotes about Religion
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
You all need to quit dissing Christians because we are the ones who actually realize that Jesus died and loves us.
Adam MacGorman
Religion; A Daughter of Hope and Fear trying to teach to Ignorance the nature of the unknowable.
Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary"
In the move The Last Emperor, the young child anointed as the last emperor of China lives a magical life of luxury with a thousand eunuch servants at his command. "What happens when you do wrong?" his brother asks. "When I do wrong, someone else is punished," the boy emperor replies. To demonstrate, he breaks a jar, and one of the servants is beaten. In Christian theology, Jesus reversed that ancient pattern: when the servants erred, the King was punished. Grace is free only because the giver himself has borned the cost.
Philip Yancy, "What's So Amazing About Grace?"
Christianity is the only religion in the world that is founded on historical events and is supported by objective verifiable evidences. Although other religions claim to have historical validation, upon investigation, one discovers that they do not. The wise man searching for religious truth will do well to take seriously the claims of Scripture.
Dan Story
Everyone wants to go to heaven but, no one wants to die...
Brandon Reece, MHS
God didn't create Man. Man created God.
The Craft
A clarification of Christianity: Thou shalt not kill, except in the name of God, Jesus Christ, or the Holy Ghost.
Xavier Cross
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he wouldn't be able to stop throwing up.
Woody Allen
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
NIV Bible John 3:16
I could not believe in a god that could not dance.
Friedrich Nietzsche
If Jesus loves everybody then why would he send people to hell?
Fear is your only god.
Rage against the machine
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
The reason I know I am God is because one day as I was praying, I realized I was talking to myself.
Nicholas Patterson
If Jesus died for my paltry sins, he overreacted.
Matt Decatur, The Decatur Dirt Punks
Hell is paved with infants skulls.
Richard Baxter, sermon at Kidderminster
Ignorance is the mother of devotion.
Jeremy Taylor
The truths of religion are never so well understood as by those who have lost the power of resoning.
Voltaire
Militant agnostic: I don't know and you don't either.
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