Movie Quotes

You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Shit, and Jack just left town.

Army of Darkness

If anything in this life is certain; if history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anyone.

Michael Corleone, The Godfather

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time!

Tyler Durden, Fight Club

Nothing is final until you are dead, and even then I'm sure god negotiates.

Anjelica Houston, Ever After

Me? I'm scared of everything! I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you!

Dirty Dancing

Man I love them high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do.

Dazed & Confused

Hey hey hey, what's for dinner?"
"Rimmer's dad just died!!"
"Well I'd prefer chicken...

Red Dwarf

Somtimes, I wish I was a lesbian.

Chandler, Friends

Orders? You're giving me orders? Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls, you got that? Balls.

Al Pacino, "Scarface"

Evil Will Always Triumph, because Good is Dumb.

Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"

If you want to be worshipped, go to India and moo.

"The Quiz Show"

Invisible boy: I'm invisible! Can you see me?
All: Yes.
The Bowler: Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil with us today.

Mystery Men

Police chief wiggum: Put out an A.P.B on Uosdwis R Dewoh, better start with greek town!

Detective: Thats Homer J Simpson chief! You're reading it upside down.

Police chief wiggum: Err.. cancel that A.P.B! But err bring back some of them errm giro's!

Detective: Eh, chief.. You're talking into your wallet!

The Simpsons

Like a midget in a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Naked Gun 33 1/3

Your great-uncle Horace had a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Of course, one day he put his theory into use, and it took thirty U.S. Marshalls to bring him down.

Marge, The Simpsons

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz

To know a thing well, know its limits. Only when pushed beyond its tolerances will true nature be seen.

Paul Mu'adib Dune

I can't stand movies that go back and forth between hard science and the worst kind of pseudoscience. Give me one or the other, OK? But don't base the plot around science and then expect me to suspend scientific disbelief every ten minutes.

Jamie (Slashdot) reviewing "Mission to Mars"

Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts. You have to remember this when you find yourself at the beginning. Just give hope a chance to float up, and it will, too.

Sandra Bullock, Hope Floats

If this movie were a person, I would kick it in the nuts and say you suck.

Scott Ferabee

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