You mean if your name was Psyphillis, and you had to push a fuckin' rock up a hill foreva, you'd be happy?Leo, in "Party Girl"
She's a witch!"
"A witch? How do you know she's a witch?"
"She turned me into a newt!"
"... I got better.Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Beware the beast man, for he is the devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport, or lust or greed. Yes, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him. Drive him back into his jungle lair: For he is the harbinger of death.The Twenty-third Scroll, Ninth Verse, "Planet Of The Apes"
All my life I've awaited your coming and dreaded it. Like death itself.Dr. Zaius, "Planet Of The Apes"
You bunch of nerve-racking sons of bitches, it's like playing cards with my brothers kids!Tombstone
It is estimated that there are one billion stars, like ours, and in all the universe, there are one billion, billion, planets capable of supporting life, like ours. And in all of that, and maybe even more, there is only one of each of us. Don't destroy the one named Kirk.McCoy to Kirk, Star Trek
You either gotta get busy living, or get busy dying.Shawshank Redemption
I'm only here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer.Dazed and Confused
I am ready man, check it out, I am the ULTIMATE bad ass. State-of-the-bad-ass-art. You do not want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate bad-asses will protect you. Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx...FWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic, electronic, BALL breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharpsticks...Hudson, Aliens
HUMANS... your not worth the flesh you're printed on.Billy Zane, "Demon Knight"
He's sick, Charles is sick."
"How sick is he?"
"Well, he'd have to get better to die.Harold Perrineau and Alec Baldwin - The Edge
They call him the Sand Spider." -
"Probably because it sounds scary.True Lies
"Yeah, dual time zones, tells the time in two cities."
"So if I'm in L.A. and I wanna know the time in New York, I don't have to go through the anguish of adding three.Alec Baldwin - The Edge
Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries.Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Time is a luxery you don't have.The Wrath of Khan
When you dance with the devil, the devil don't change... the devil changes you.Max from 8MM
The universe is the biggest thing ever, bigger than anyone has ever dreamed. So, if we're alone, it seems to me that it's an awful waste of space.Contact
You aren't too bright, are you? I like that in a man.Kathleen Turner, "Body Heat"
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!Adam Sandler, "Happy Gilmore"
I think people who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch.As good as it gets