Movie Quotes
This job would be great if it weren't for the fucking customers.
Clerks
Ohhh man! I will never forgive your ass for this shit! This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!
Pulp Fiction
Adam's first words to Eve: "Stand back, I don`t know how big this thing gets!"
"Dear Hope"
Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"Yes, I do."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too."When Harry Met Sally
Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major?
Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed.Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story
"Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead mans balls." I have no idea what that means, but it seems very negative to me.
Good Morning Vietnam
Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a girl on your date? Charlie Mackenzie: I know everyone always says a sense of humour, but I really have to go with breast size...
So I Married an Axe Murderer
If I'm not back in five minutes.. wait longer.
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
Are you gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?
Tombstone
Senator, my offer is this: nothing. Not even the price of the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.
The Godfather
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
The Princess Bride
Time is a monster that cannot be reasoned with. It responds like a snail to our patience and races like a gazelle when you are out of breath.
Simon Birch ( Narrated by Jim Carrey)
Who's that then?"
"I dunno, must be a king"
"Why do you say that"
"Because he hasnt got shit all over himTwo peasants, "Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail"
What if this is as good as it gets?
Jack Nicholson, "As Good As it Gets"
Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill you for money.
[Harpo looks dejected.]
Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.
[Harpo smiles.]
"The Cocoanuts" (1929)
You can tell how much people like a movie by the percentage of the audience that stays. If the entire Audience jumps up when the credits start, they didn't like the movie.
John Waters
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
Braveheart
Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
Braveheart
How much for your women?
Blues Brothers
Freedom baby, is never having to say your sorry.
Al Pacino in The Devil's Advocate
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