Movie Quotes
Work like you don't need money, Dance like no one's watching , and love like you've never been hurt.
Dishonor!...Make a note of this...Dishonor, dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!
Mushu from Mulan
I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy...
Finding Nemo
We all must fear evil, but the evil we must fear the most is the indifference of good men.
Boondock Saints
The man is the head of the house, but the woman is the neck; and the neck can turn the head into any direction.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Here take this.
Your lucky SCRUNCHIE?
Yeah...it helped me pass spanish!!
Thats because you gave Professer Montoya a lap dance after the final!
yeah...LUCKILY!"Legally Blond
collage is going to be just like High Scool! only funner!
Legally Blond
"You cannot move a dead body whole. First of all you have to dice the body into six pieces and pile it up into a bag. Then you'll need to find a pig farm and starve the pigs for a couple of days. The pigs will be so hungry that the body will look like curry to them. They will go through bone like butter, that means that 40 pigs can digest 80 pounds of fat, that's 2 pounds every minute, hence the expression 'as greedy as a pig'".
Brick Top, Snatch
Andy Dufresne - the only man who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
Red, The Shawshank Redemption
I’ve forgotten how long it was since we last saw each other. To me, a distance that takes eight light years to travel, that’s no different than saying… forever. You and I drift further and further apart. I had… I had to do some things, do some things differently. I made my heart harder, colder, stronger. I stand before a door that will never open. Still, I knock on it for eternity, and you will remain you. Beautiful, young, and I will grow older. I will grow older and alone.
Voices of a Distant Star
Between impulse and action there is a realm of good taste begging for your acquaintance.
The Doctor to Seven of Nine Voyager
You know there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.
Silent Bob, Clerks
Wanna know what I think? I think it's better to break a man's leg than his heart.
Seabiscuit
My teacher told me real beauty comes from the inside.
That's just something ugly people say.
Liar Liar
Listen, strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
God is just an evil kid with a magnifying class on an ant hill and right now he has it pointed on me!
Jim Carrey, Bruce Almighty
You look familiar... have I threatened you before?
Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean
Forget about freedom, Dennis. Think more about mud.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Good things come to obsessive-compulsives who fixate.
Igby, from Igby Goes Down
I do not chase my dreams, they come to me. I do not gamble with fate, I hold it.
The Chosen One
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