Movie Quotes
Without the bitter, baby, the sweet ain't as sweet!
Vanilla Sky
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
Ted from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
It's not personal. It's just business.
The Godfather
Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real
Hannibal (Red Dragon)
An expression is worth a thousand words
Finding Forrester
An entire generation of Cinderella's and there's no glass slipper coming.
Almost famous
Open this door you dead people or we'll bust it down and drag you out by the ropes you hanged yourself with!
Beetle Juice
No such thing bad student. Only bad teacher.
Mr. Miyagi, The Karate Kid
I'm just a girl, standing infront of a boy, asking him to love her.
Julia Roberts, Notting hill
Whats wrong Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
Dark Helmet, Space Balls
A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.
Ulysses Evert McGill - O Brother, Where Art Thou?
According to this map we've only gone about four inches, Harry.
Dumb & Dumber
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!?
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, go collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen.
Perspective on life according to George Costanza
A gold medal is a nice thing - but if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it.
Cool Runnings
Carol the waitress, meet Simon the fag.
As Good As It Gets
Shit Happens!
Forrest Gump
Classes will dull your mind.
A Beautiful Mind
If I die, tell Rolling Stone that my last words were "I'm on drugs!"
Almost Famous
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to suffering.
Yoda, Starwars
Do you know what Nemesis means? It is a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an audible cunt, me.
Brick top, Snatch
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