Movie Quotes
Carolyn Burnham: I see you're smoking pot now. I suppose you think smoking illegal psychotropic substances is a good example to set for our sixteen year-old daughter?!
Lester Burnham: You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.American Beauty
Carolyn Burnham: What are you doing?
Lester Burnham: Nothing.
Carolyn Burnham: You were masturbating!
Lester Burnham: I was not.
Carolyn Burnham: Yes you were!
Lester Burnham: Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!American Beauty
Lester Burnham (Last line): I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and not try to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. Don't worry, you will someday.
American Beauty
Sometimes change can be so constant you don't even feel a difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't even know that your life is better or worse until it is. Or it can just blow you away and make you something different in an instant.
Kevin Klein in Life as a House
Want to go out for lunch some evening?
Peter Parker to Mary Jane, Spiderman
With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift and my curse. I am Spiderman.
End Quote, Spiderman the Movie
Life is a deck of cards, play with what you are dealt.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Titanic
Sometimes the people we meet change us forever.
Forces of Nature
Begun, the Clone War has.
Star Wars : Episode 2 - Jedi Master Yoda
Some memories are best forgotten
Memento
The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time
Finding Forrester
Leonard: I must of told you about my condition.
Teddy: Oh, only about, every time I see you.Memento
There was nothing wrong with my name... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown became famous and started winning Grammies.
Michael Bolton, Office Space
Blinkin: Oh if only your mother were here.
Robin: She's dead?
Blinkin: Oh, she died of phemonia while,while you were away.
Robin: My brothers?
Blinkin: Killed by the plague
Robin: My dog Pongo?
Blinkin: Hit by a carriage.
Robin: My goldfish Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin: My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Oh isn't it great to be home, master Robin?Robin Hood:Men in Tights
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze. It means no worries for the rest of you days, it's our problem free philosphy, Hakuna Matata.
Timon and Pumba, The Lion King
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Star: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.Spaceballs
Hmmm what am I doing here? I'm chasing that guy... uh no, he's chasing me!
Memento
You make me want to be a better man.
Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets
Just remember son, sex is like chinese dinner... it ain't over until you both get your cookies.
Outside Providence
They say verbal insults hurt more then physical pain. They are of course wrong, as you will soon find out when I put this toasting fork in your head.
Blackadder
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