Movie Quotes
I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
Heroin - imagine the best orgasm you have ever had and multiply it by a thousand and you're still nowhere near it.
When the people we love are stolen from us the thing we have to remember is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die, but true love is forever.
The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.
I wanted to destroy everything beautiful I'd never have. Burn the Amazon rain forests. Pump chloroflourocarbons straight up to gobble the ozone. Open the dump valves on supertankers and uncap offshore wells. I wanted to kill all the fish I couldn't afford to eat, and smother the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted the whole world to hit bottom. I really wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every endangered panda that wouldn't screw to save its species and every whale or dolphin that gave up and ran itself aground. Don't think of it as extinction. Think of it as downsizing.
You are not a special snowflake. You are the same rotting organic matter as everything else.
Self improvement is masterbation. Self destruction is the answer.
Chico: Right now I'd do anything for money. I'd kill somebody for money. I'd kill YOU for money.
[Harpo looks dejected.]
Chico: Ha ha ha. Ah, no. You're my friend. I'd kill you for nothing.
[Harpo smiles.]
You don't like Beethoven. You don't know what you're missing. Overtures like that, get my juices flowing. So powerful. But after his openings, to be honest, he does tend to get a little fucking boring.
I could get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bulls ass, but don't you think I would rather take a butchers word for it?
Get your filthy paws off me you damn dirty ape.
My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Areillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
May the best of your past be the worst of your future.
Like a blind man in an orgy, I'm going to have to feel my way around.
If real is characterized by what you see and what you can feel, then "real" is only electromagnetic impulses which run through you brain
Wise men say: Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza.
We can't stop here! This is bat country!
If you plan to shoplift, let us know.
There is no right and wrong, only fun and boring
Time is not important, only life important.
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