Human Laws

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Sex is only dirty if you do it right.

Murphy's Laws




If it ain't broke, take it apart, loose a few pieces, and it will be.

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Murphy's Laws do not apply to those people who deserve it.

Raven's Remark




Whichever of Murphy's Laws you expect to assert itself will not.

Raven's Law of Double-Negation




Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference




Love your enemies, they'll hate it!




To really understand greatness, you'll have to be pretty damn good yourself.




It's not the survival of the fittest, it's the survival of the slickest

Kohan's Law




Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

The Fool's Law COOL!




If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not your sport.




Common sense is not so common.

Jessica Truman




Don't tell anyone about your troubles. Half of them don't care, and the other half are glad it happened to you.

McDaniel




If at first you don't succeed, redefine "success."

Holly Van Driel




You will lose most 50/50 bets you make.

The Law of Selective Probability




If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

Rush, "Freewill"




Pain is weakness leaving your body.

Common military saying




If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying

Aaron Moore




Never argue with an idiot, listeners may not notice the difference.




The statement below is true
The statement above is false

Psychological Paradox




As soon as you have your goals set, someone moves the posts.

Grandpa COOL!




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