Human Laws
Everyone deserves a second chance, but not a third.
A little revolution now and again is a good thing.
There are two times when to keep your mouth shut: When swimming and when angry.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
The longer you celebrate an accomplished task, the sooner you fail your next one.
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
If I'm free, it's because I'm always running.
Every nation sincerely desires peace; and all nations pursue courses which if persisted in, must make peace impossible.
There are no shortcuts in life -- only those we imagine.
The minute you think you have it made, disaster is just around the corner.
If the facts do not conform to the theory, then they must be disposed of.
Half the worlds starving and the other half is trying to lose weight.
Propaganda is to democracy what violence is to a dictatorship
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it
"If" is the biggest word, for only two letters.
Continue to do more with less until you can do everything with nothing. (Related to corporate downsizing)
Million to one chances happen nine times out of ten.
To copy from one person is plagerism. To copy from many is research.
I get the greatest satisfaction out of smiling at a grumpy stranger. All of a sudden, they aren't as grumpy.
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