Sex is only dirty if you do it right.Murphy's Laws
If it ain't broke, take it apart, loose a few pieces, and it will be.Mail order catalog T-shirt
Murphy's Laws do not apply to those people who deserve it.Raven's Remark
Whichever of Murphy's Laws you expect to assert itself will not.Raven's Law of Double-Negation
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference
Love your enemies, they'll hate it!
To really understand greatness, you'll have to be pretty damn good yourself.
It's not the survival of the fittest, it's the survival of the slickestKohan's Law
Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.The Fool's Law
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not your sport.
Common sense is not so common.Jessica Truman
Don't tell anyone about your troubles. Half of them don't care, and the other half are glad it happened to you.McDaniel
If at first you don't succeed, redefine "success."Holly Van Driel
You will lose most 50/50 bets you make.The Law of Selective Probability
If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.Rush, "Freewill"
Pain is weakness leaving your body.Common military saying
If you ain't cheating, you ain't tryingAaron Moore
Never argue with an idiot, listeners may not notice the difference.
The statement below is true
The statement above is falsePsychological Paradox
As soon as you have your goals set, someone moves the posts.Grandpa