Human Laws page 5
When the law is on your side, argue the law. When the facts are on your side, argue the facts. When neither the law or the facts are on your side, hollar.Senator Albert Gore
Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl.Benjamin Jowett
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Fate only takes you so far. Once you're there it's up to you to make it happen.
Nature has a funny way of breaking what does not bend.Jewel
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Professionals are predictable - amateurs are DANGEROUS!
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Most "How-to" instructions are languages not of this world.Robert's conclusion
Why is it that the toast never pops up when you are standing beside the toaster?Rebecca Davis
There's not much help you can offer, shitting is one thing the rich have to do for themselves."Venus in Copper: A Marcus Didius Falco Novel" by Lindsey Davis
If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen, or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, then we may fall victim to anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized, or easily referenced.Mulder, the X-Files
Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.
Trying is the first step towards failureSlayer
There's no "I" in "team", but there's one in "Kiss my ass!"Slayer
Not all men are fools, some of them are assholesSlayer
It is easier to get forgivness than to get permission.
My mustache is grey and my hair is black because my mouth causes me more trouble than does my brain.E. Charles Rubringer
You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy.
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