Human Laws

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.

Dave Barry

 

Growing older is mandantory, staying a child is optional.

 

Education is the continual realization of your own ignorance

 

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen, Pride & Prejudice  

Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, along with which comes the inner voice which says, "This is the real me," and when you have found that attitude, follow it.

William James

 

Isn't it funny how we make money to spend time?

Billboard in Chicago  

Quotes and jokes are like any night involving beer: amusing at the time but fuzzy at best in memory.

 

Humans are really strange: They're like birds without wings who love learning to fly.

Nikki de Coninck

 

Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I'm not sure man needs the help.

Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

 

There's no job for being right, there's no salary for knowing the truth and there's no fringe benfits for helping others

Kade Davies

 

He that knows little, often repeats it.

Proverb  

He that knows nothing, doubts nothing.

Proverb  

If at first you dont suceed, apply brute force untill something happens

Seamus Law  

Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

From Murphy's Laws  

We need to find the courage to say NO to the things and people that are not serving us if we want to rediscover ourselves and live out lives with authenticity

Barbara de Angelis  

The world makes way for the determined man.

Oliver Svet Marden  

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle.

Stapp’s Ironical Paradox  

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.

The Peter Principle  

"Work expands to meet the time and money that is available".

Parkinson’s Law  

To Forgive is the Highest most Beautiful form of Love. Forgive all who have offended you. Not for them. But for Yourself.

Indian magazine  

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