Human Laws
It's funny because it's true.
Fat Tony, The Simpsons
Some of your best memories are told to you by others.
I am lying.
Lewin's Paradox
Whoever has the gold makes the rules
The problem with most Americans is that they don't like any question that takes more than ten seconds to answer.
Gore Vidal
The great masses of the people . . . will more easily believe a great lie than a small one.
Adolf Hitler
Man will always use his most advanced technology to amuse himself.
Crane's Law (David Crane, Activision)
When I'm right, no one remembers; when I'm wrong, no one forgets.
Every problem is easily solved until it becomes your own.
Good, better, best. May you never rest untill your good gets better and your better gets best.
Teacher's Law
A committee is a device used to multiply credit and divide blame.
Convenience sacrifices quality.
Your thoughts determine what you want, your actions determine what you get.
Remember this... that very little is needed to make a happy life.
Marcus Aurelius
You marry out of your greatest love, or your greatest fear.
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
John Adams
Your stupidity is directly proportional to the amount of people staring at you
Compliments are relationship lubricators.
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
P.J. O'Rourke
When guys have the opportunity to finish off something like the milk or orange juice, they will always leave a little bit in there so they don't have to throw it away.
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