Human Laws page 10

Someone once said, "The hardest thing to see is someone you love loving someone else."
To be part of the society you live in, you must understand the rich and the poor, the healthy and the ill, the young and the old, the good and the bad. Once you understand it, you can embrace it. If you can't embrace it, you cannot be part of it.
Martha Rose Nashan
When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
Conforming to nonconformity is still conforming.
You dream with your eyes closed, but you plan with your eyes open.
Death is just life's way of telling you you've been fired.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the government.
Tacitus (100 AD)
To be great is to be misunderstood.
The problem with capitalism is that it best rewards the worst part of us: the ruthless, competitive, cunning, opportunistic, aquisitive drives, giving little reward and often much punishment - or at least much handicap - to honesty, compassion, fair play, many forms of hard work, love of justice, and a concern for those in need.
Michael Parent, Znet
As bad as it may be, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
My Granfather
The more you talk about how others are, the more others learn about how you are.
Everything in life can, in one way or another, be related back to an episode of Seinfeld.
Universal Seinfeld Theorem
Never piss into the wind
We ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us.
Never pet a burning dog.
Kurt Risch
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
Most women spend their early to mid twenties chasing after bad boys and ignoring the decent ones. Then when they are finally ready to settle down, they find out that the nice guy who they kept shooting down, figuring he'd be there later, is now taken.
Lex & Terry Radio Show

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