1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk
5. My hands are so sweaty that I can't get a good grip
6. Lift your head and spread your legs
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
8. Just turn your back and drop it
9. Hold up, I have to wash my balls
10. Damn, I missed the hole again