Laughs

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"When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.

Dan Quayle




This just in: Your favorite band sucks.

The Onion




If you melt dry ice, can you swim in it without getting wet?

Dumbo




"Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes."

Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)




I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, turned off my bed and jumped into the light....all because you kissed me goodnight!

Unknown




Jealousy is a wasted emotion. Which is why I recycle.

Michael August




"Damn you to hell. Or Texas."

Amy F.




Some people think sex is like jogging... You can last longer the more you do it. Others think that its like golf... You get better the more you do it... I think it's like running down a road swinging a pitching wedge at a whiffle ball.




In the days of old when knights were bold, and condoms weren't invented. They used their socks to tie their cocks, and babies were prevented.




Sex is a sensation that starts with a temptation where a boy puts his location in a girls destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Do you get my explanaton or do you need a demonstration?




You can trust the government, just ask the Indians

Bumper Sticker




Don't ever tease if you're not willing to please




Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.




Keep Smiling Everyone Loves A Moron

Bumpersticker




I've tried tying my shoes once...it's on overrated expierience.

Coming To America




87 % of all statistics are just made up

unknown




Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone.

Toilet Graffiti




The only bad "f-word" is FCC.

Tom Morello, Rage Against the Machine




My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, "How was that drive-by shooting?" You don't care how it was. You're lucky to get out alive.




It was a brave man who ate the first oyster.

Samuel Johnson




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