Funny Quotes page 56
Dad's goal: to earn enough money to live the same life as my wife and kids.Seen on a dad's t-shirt
The Mighty Oak was once a tiny little nut that stood it's ground.
Everyone has something in common, they're all different.A Thorpe
I'm not staring at your breasts, I was reading your T-shirt!T-shirt
It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down .
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.Lily Tomlin
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
A tall, good-looking guy with a good
reputation, who is friends with every-
body, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5
Here I sit, same as ever,
took a dump, pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged,
the water flowed.
Look out world, it's a motherload!Bathroom Graffiti
I pity the man whose writing ability is aroused by the smell of shit.Graffiti in men's room at the Fleet Museum in San Diego
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards!T-shirt
This car protected by anti-theft sticker.Bumper sticker
Our aim is to keep this restroom clean. Your aim would help.Seen in a gas station bathroom
Why did the snowman pull down his pants?
Because he saw a snowblower coming!!
The Internet is a great way to get on the Net.Bob Dole
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.Bathroom graffiti
Abacadabra! (front) Fuck, you are still ugly! (back)T-shirt
Anorexia is Phat.T-shirt
And I gave that man directions even though I didn't know the way, because that's the kind of man I am this weekHomer Simpson
Marriage is like living with your best friend, except he lets you touch his boobs.Homer, The Simpsons
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