Funny Quotes page 47

Jesus Saves!
Gretsky steals!
He shoots!
He scores!
Bathroom Graffiti, Austin Tx.
All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll go back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
I'm off like a promdress!
As queer as a three dollar bill!!
Mr. Plow
People who are fond of laws and sasuages should not look too closely at how they are made
Otto VonBismark
You're as useful as a screen door on a submarine!
The Mighty Furrball
She's 2/3 a Rice Crispies square, she's snapped, crackled and she's waiting for the final pop.
Ally McBeal
One by One the penguins steal my sanity....
Sometimes sanity takes vacation time on me
The Best Thing - Savage Garden
The more men I meet, the more I admire a dog
I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity
The first step to failure is trying.
High School Students
I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.
I'm out like a fat girl in dodgeball.
Second place is like being the tallest midget: No one cares.
I'd smack you but shit splatters!
Bathroom Graffiti
Civics are like tampons, every pussy has one.
Bumper Sticker
If you love him, have some class. Don't write his name where you wipe your ass.
Writing on High School Bathroom stall, right next to "I Love John")

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