Last Words

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Please, stay back. This thing could hurt someone...

Bill Dwyer, at a press conference, before putting a loaded revolver into his mouth and firing.




"I'm looking for loopholes"

W.C. Fields when asked why he was reading the Bible on his deathbed.




The story of life is quicker than the blink of an eye
The story of love is hello and goodbye
Until we meet again

Jimi Hendrix last words in a poem found next to him on his deathbed




Music will be here now.

John Lennon




You know what I said about seeing a light when you're dying. It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.

Morgan Earp, Tombstone




I knew that this would happen.

Ivan Hernandez




Life is too big to ignore, but too insignificant to pay attention to.

John Mezz




I don't mind dying as long as I am not there when it happens.

Woody Allen




God will never take me alive!




Somebody give me a match so I can see where the gas is coming from!

Words spoken during a power outage




"In parting I would just like to say... Never pet a flaming dog..."

Lewis Laughlin (1966-2000)




"Oh the pain... I can't believe my favorite cow died."

Said to be the last words of Frank Parchochy, before being speared by indigenous people




Now, now my good man, this is no time to be making enemies.

Voltaire on his deathbed, in response to a priest who asked him to renounce Satan




"Honey, would you please get me a fork?"

The man who owned the first toaster




"La vida es bella... La vida sigue.... Disfrutala"

"Life is beatiful... Life goes on... Enjoy it."

Carmen Codeluppi (on her deathbed)




Epitaph on gravestone:
Here lies the body of colourblind Fred
Thought the lights were green when they were red




Remember youth as you pass by,
As you was once, so once was I,
As I am now, you soon will be,
Prepare to die and follow me

Epitaph on a warlock grave




I see myself as a huge fiery comet, a shooting star. Everyone stops, points up and gasps "Oh look at that!" Then - whoosh, I'm gone... and they'll never see anything like it ever again... and they won't be able to forget me - ever.

Jim Morrison




".....and again we enter the valley of death, but we shall fear no evil for we are the baddest motherfuckers in the valley."

Richard Marcinko, Leader of SEAL Team 6 in Grenada




It is not how often you're coughin', it's the coffin they carry you off in.

Gordon Oaks




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