Famous Last Words page 4

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go.
Nobody can overthrow me. I have 700'000 troops, all the workers and most of the people. Wherever I go, there are fantastic demonstrations of support.
Mohammed Reza Pahlavi, Shah of Iran, in July 1978, shortly before he was overthrown by the Islamic revolution
It is nothing.
Archduke Franz Ferdinand's last words after beeing shot in Sarajevo on June 28, 1914
If I knew I was going to live so long, I would have taken better care of myself.
My grandmother, who died at 99
Ah, the vultures are circling.
Juniper's great-grandfather
Don't let it end this way, tell them I said something.
Poncho Villa
My work here is done, why wait?
Eastmans' (founder of Kodak) last words before he killed himself
When I die, I want you to bury me upside down, so the whole world can kiss my ass.
Dying is easy... Comedy is hard.
Marcel Marceau
Here lies Charlie McCraw,
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.
Tombstone Inscription
I guess it's my turn I'll see you on the other side.
Joseph Stahle, 1989
I once dreamed of death, now death dreams of me. Only the rats and worms can hear my silent plea.
When I die bury me deep with a sixpack of beer between my feet, a 5th of liquor and a bottle of rum.

I'll raise hell to kingdom come.

Chris Barton
Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Mary Shafer, NASA Ames Dryden (ok that was not really her last words..)
Here lies Lester Moore,
Four shots from a .44,
No Les,
no more.
Poorly Lived and Poorly Died
Poor buried and no one Cried
Tombstone inscription
The rest is silence.
Hamlet, Hamlet by Shakespeare
Call the office and tell them I won't be in on Monday.
Betty Allen, who worked until her death at 93
Well shoot me. [pause] NOT LITERALLY!!

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