Computer Quotes page 9

Found on the instructions sheet for a new hard drive:

For additional help on installiation, open the readme.txt file on this hard drive.

Hard drive installiation instructions
The service department you received this email from makes no promises, nor provides guarantees of service if unforseen circumstances affect system availability; nor does the department claim omniscience but does have a high regard for Murphy's Law.
The difference between Bill Gates and God is that God's Word works.
The box said, "Requires Windows 95 or better," so I installed Linux!
erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
Erno, IRC (
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
phxl|paper> and DANCE
[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
HatefulOfHollow, IRC (
Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
Honx, IRC (
blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed. FlipTopBx> is it modded?
FlipTopBx, IRC (
Hacking is like having sex. You get in, you get out, then you hope that you didn't leave something behind that can be traced back to you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Programming software is like creating a maze and going through it at the same time. Only you know the exact route you've taken, and anyone else is likely to get lost or screw it up entirely!
Lyndsey Hayward
Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start coming in late and lying about it.
Why are so many viruses aimed at windows? It crashes just fine on its own thank you!
Most technology has the shelf life of a banana.
Sun's McNealy
Quake III is one of the best games...granted you never make a mistake. You will be killed immediately. Then, the person who killed you then dies because he makes a mistake. And on and on. Then, finally, it comes back to you, and you make one frag. This is the only way you ever will.
Of course, the best way to get accurate information on Usenet is to post something wrong and wait for corrections
Matthew Austern
The box said "requires windows 98 or better" so I installed linux
I live the way I type; fast, with a lot of mistakes.
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Since human beings themselves are not fully debugged yet, there will be bugs in your code no matter what you do.
Chris Mason, Microsoft

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