Black Humor page 41

Worst part of the night, sober enough to remember her number and drunk enough to call.
Beauty is only sin deep
Having a girlfriend is like a game you got to play and play untill you score.
In a sea of retards, you're Poseidon.
Corpse Fairy
Politics is like trying to screw a cat in the ass.
Charles Bukowski
"I'm thinkin about takin my own life, I might aswell. Except they might not sell weed in hell...
When I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence.
Ricky Bobby
Sanity for the sake of sanity is insane
I feel like a goldpainted turd. Beautiful on the outside but shit on the inside
Keith having a bad hangover
It helps me pass the time whilst I wait to die
Keith about the tv-series American Dad
Jesus died for our sins; if you don't sin he died for nothing
I don't suffer from Laziness, I enjoy every minute of it.
America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of Civilization
Georges Clemenceau
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
Benjamin Franklin
Nixon appears to be an entirely humorless man, the only thing i can imagine him laughing at is a paraplegic democrat who can't reach the voting lever
Hunter S. Thompson
(on the U.S) You wonder about a country where the bombs are smarter than the high-school graduates. At least the bombs can find Iraq on a map.
Whitney Brown
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Don't smoke, kids! Unless you're on fire. Then it's only natural.
No Matter how big you think you are in this world, at the end of the day everybody still has to wipe their own ass.
Howard Stern

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