Black Humor page 36

I would never die for my beliefs, I might be wrong.
I fear the ignorance of others has stifled my genius.
Chris Capozzi
Childhood ends when you find out there are no monsters in your closet........and that they are really walking the streets.
Mike Hutchison
I reserve my right to hate you, not because of your skin color or culture, but because you are an idiot.
Mike Hutchison

Mankind is inherently evil. We have laws, committees, religion, and norms to simply protect us from ourselves with the intent to delay our inevitable self-destruction.

Matt Hutchison
NASA spent 8 years and $12 billion developing a pen that could write in space. It needed to be able to work in zero gravity, at a range of temperatures, and be able to write on any surface. The Russians used a pencil.
Diplomacy is telling someone to "Go to Hell" in such a way, they look forward to taking the trip.
Model UN Motto
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
Black fella talkin to a white fella: Dear white fella, when I'm born I'm black. When I grow up I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm sick I'm black, and when I die I am STILL black.

And you white fellas, you're born pink, you grow up white, when you're cold you're blue, when you're in the sun your red, when you're sick you're green and when you die you turn grey... and you call ME colored!

Time flies when you're in a coma
Express lane: Five beers or less
Graffiti over urinal
Video games don't ruin kids. If Pac-Man ruined us as kids, we would all be running around in darkened rooms, eating "magic" pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. Hey, wait. That is true!
Because men sweat up to 50% more than women
A large banner advertising
What you believe is wrong. My opinion is fact.
Ivan Foul
Perception is Reality. Facts are negotiable.
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!
Bumper Sticker
2 in every one people are schitzophrenic!
Shaun Allen
But then he is so good at grieving! He wears woe as others wear velvet; sorrow flatters him like the light of candles; tears become him like jewels. Well, none of that trash works with me.
Anne Rice – The Tale Of The Body Thief
What if there were no grownups? Suppose the whole idea of grownups was an illusion? What if their money was really just playground marbles, their business deals no more than baseball-card trades, their wars only games of guns in the park? What if they were all still snotty-nosed kids inside their suits and dresses? Christ, that couldn’t be, could it?
Stephen King – Hearts In Atlantis

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