Black Humor page 27

Pessimism is just an ugly word for pattern recognition.
Tell a man there are 4 billion stars in the sky, and he'll believe you, but tell him the paint is wet, and he still has to touch it
I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
First, God created a man, then he had a better idea.
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I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page.
Art Buchwald
Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia: one wrong move and your in deep shit.
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
The world would be a better place without me, and I simply will not allow that.
I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few.
Life is like a dick. When it get hard, fuck it!
Save a cow, eat a vegetarian
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Top 10 things men know about women.

10. Women have boobs.
If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught, and then lie.
My best friend's back pack
A really good quote will stick in your head like a dick in your ear.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. The best you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
One hand is away from the computer right now.
AIM away mesage
My view on chocolate: God's way of saying, "No hard feelings," to those of us who aren't getting any.
There are two things I cannot stand: racism and asians.
Dave Johnson
You know that your family is getting old when your grandma leeks more than your roof.

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