Black Humor page 16

Mickey Mouse is a rat.
Cocaine addiction is God's way of saying you make too much money.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
Bumper sticker
For refund, insert baby here.
Graffiti on condom machine
Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes and it is our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd like to have dinner with.
Before I sit down I want to say one word to the men who are present. I fear you think the "new woman" is going to wipe you off the planet, but be not afraid. All who have mothers, sisters, wives, or sweethearts will be very well looked after.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the airforce has to hold a bakesale to buy a bomber.
Bumper Sticker
Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will now be switched off.
Wife and dog missing. Reward for the dog.
Bumper Sticker
The more you bet, the more you win. Unless you really need to win, then you will be taken to the cleaners on about 10 seconds flat.
Tom Wright
We really don't have enemies, it's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us
Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me...
Bart Simpson
Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked me in a room to die. Die? I don't want to die. All the mice will get me. Mice? I hate mice. They drive me crazy. Crazy? Once I was crazy. They locked....
Tom Wright
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't drink and drive.....

Leave that to me.

Rock journalism is people who can't write talking to people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Frank Zappa
If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
Realism is just an excuse for pessimism.
Rebecca Schoen
Psychology is the study of everyone's bullshit.

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