• By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
  • The patient states there is a burning pain in his penis which goes to his feet.
  • The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.
  • Discharge status: Alive but without permission. The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
  • The patient refused an autopsy.
  • The patient has no past history of suicides.
  • She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in separate directions in early December.
  • The patient experienced sudden onset of severe shortness of breath with a picture of acute pulmonary edema at home while having sex which gradually deteriorated in the emergency room.
  • The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.

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