Tips to make your life and reality more computer-adapted:
- Doubleclick all buttons
- Put bookmarks on your favourite locations
- Check your mailbox every 10 minutes
- Start a newsgroup at the noteboard of your local supermarket
- Recover things from the trashbin that you regret you threw away
- When you show emotions, turn your head vertically and make faces
- When something goes wrong during the day, reboot: go home, go to sleep and start over
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