Stealing!? how could you steal!? Why do you think I made you watch all those Police academy movies!? Do you think it was a joke!? Was anybody laughing!? Except for that guy who did the sound effects. And what about those sermons that guy gives at Church, you know, Captain whats-his-name! What were we talking about? Oh yeah, stay outta my booze!
Homer Simpson after Bart steals a computer game
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