Hello, the doctor is busy at the moment,however, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality: -if you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. -if you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2". -if you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5". -if you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want, just stay on the line so we can trace your call. -if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. -if you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.

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