The United States is the birthplace of cool. If the world was a high school, America would be making out in study hall with Sweeden, picking on India, and smoking in the UN bathroom with France and Columbia.
Dennis Miller
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The United States is the birthplace of cool. If the world was a high school, America would be making out in study hall with Sweeden, picking on India, and smoking in the UN bathroom with France and Columbia.
Dennis Miller
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