At my school, the cop from DARE passed around three joints to show everyone. And he said "If i dont get all three of these back this school's getting locked down and everyone's getting searched until I find it" And like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back, the cop had four.
Daze, IRC (bash.org)
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